#38074 - > He glanced at the menu and asked: > How much for a nice juicy steak > and a bottle of wine? > A nickel, the barman replied. > Here, he said to the statue, have this. > Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! > Have you been fooling around behind my back? > The wife smiled sweetly and replied: > Not this time! > > > The 3rd Affair > > A mortician was working late one night.